Craig Coakley thought it would be pretty cool to become infamously known as the first streaker at Citi field during the Mets-Braves game on May 12, 2009. Unfortunately for Coakley, who jumped on the field with a monkey strapped around his waist during the fifth inning, the Mets have a zero tolerance policy when it comes to streakers, and he faces criminal charges with the possibility of up to a year in jail and $5,000 in fines. We hope your boss lives up to his promise to pay you a week's salary for your deed!