You're at a party that turns out great... the liquor is flowin' and everybody is gettin' their groove on... but then something happens... two or three douchebags show up, then their friends, and the next thing you know you can't turn your head without spotting someone with either a a bluetooth in or a Von Dutch hat on.  Yup, you've got a big douch-fest on your hands, and Garfunkel and Oates are here to say, "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em."