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Obama Axes Pentagon Plan To Build Billion Dollar Tank In Shape Of Dragon

Comedy (Broad)
[ 1:57 - from The Onion ]

In an effort to reduce Pentagon spending, President Obama has scrapped plans to build a tank shaped like a dragon.  Those opposed to Obama's actions claim that the funding is crucial to maintaining America's military advantage.  Our enemies wouldn't know what hit them when our flying, fire breathing, glow-in-the-dark scaled dragon showed up.  The only explanation Onion news correspondents can come up with is that our President is terrified of dragons.

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