“If you haven’t watched LOST yet, you’ll regret talking to anyone who ever did.” That's ABC's tagline for the series' final season -- at least according to The Onion. You might wonder if fellow eGuider Damon Lindelof is in on this riff. We can’t ask him –- he’s too busy “meticulously planning ways to get fans to corner roommates and ruin dinner parties.” However, he and fellow exec producer Carlton Cuse do encourage fans to ask their friends who don’t watch the show to “brainstorm with them for a little while” to decode the "Valenzetti Equation." In response, Chicago and Seattle are providing shelter Tuesday nights for anyone unlucky enough to live with a LOST fan.