This fan of Rocketboom's Boing Boing is in need of some serious relief.  In an act of desperation he turns to the internet in search of a companion, which he finds in iChat user AllUrFantaCs.  This clip shows just how simple the information age has made it for us to find temporary mates - so easy, even dolls can do it!  The stop-motion animation here is really impressive and creepily lifelike.