I must confess to watching the soul-sucking Jersey Shores once. The sad part is I don't think the participants are putting anything extra into their performance. This is who they are - in all their narcissistic, lower self glory. Is it in the water? Twenty years ago it was just as grimy, as evident in this classic documentary: Highlights from Wildwood, NJ. We have to travel back Forty years ago to find something a bit less abrasive. Selling the sun and fun times as only an ad man can do -