Guest eGuider: Ryan Dean
Associate Producer, Chocolate News
The Best Music Video Ever Made
Comedy (Unintentionally Funny), Music (Music Videos), Viral (Shock, Time Capsule)[4:18, from YouTube]
Greatest Amateur Music Video EVER! I have been riding the Jan Terry fan wave since '02, and now she's cool? Well, I like to wave my "I saw if first" flag as often as I can now, so here I go. (Man, I'm a loser. Sigh.) Anyway this is a hilarious video with a very catchy tune, a horrifying lead singer with invisible fans, and the world's worst cameraman. Watch it for the unjustified camera moves, the plane's takeoffs and landings, the sewer pipe and the creepy dude on the bike that Jan somehow talked into being her love interest. This is mean, and I'll probably burn for it, but she reminds me of Marjorie the Trash Heap from "Fraggle Rock". That being said, just remember, "I don't want to lose you tonight / You're the only thing that matters."